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2011

28

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Watch Continues of the Day

If you’ve been following this site, which you haven’t cuz I see my stats and I am well aware I barely exist on the internet….but I’m gonna pretend you have been for the sake of this post…

Basically, I used to do an Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because I thought she was getting too much hype about her being hot, when clearly she wasn’t…but that has slowly turned into an Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Watch, where her working out has made me ignore the fact that she looks like she was in a horrible accident as a child and grew into herself all asymetric and contorted….

Well there’s a new layer of good news to her story…and that is that her mom, the person she is in the pics with, isn’t fat…meaning her tight body is gonna carry her though her 50s if she keeps up the gym addiction…and when you’re 50 with a tight body…your fucked up face really doesn’t matter anymore at all….so she’s on the right track…to find that beauty she was falsely accused of all these years…It’s coming…..I see it…here are her legs with her momma….

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