I am pretty sure Kristin Cavallari got implants. I can only assume it was in efforts to make herself a little more relevant…you know since she hardly matters…but I could be wrong…you know maybe she just changed her birth control pill…or maybe she gains her weight in her titties…or maybe…just maybe…this is what they always looked like..I just didn’t bother noticing…cuz she doesn’t fucking matter…but they do look rounder, bigger, fuller and like they hang better…and implants are the low level girl’s answer to getting noticed…and I guess it worked…cuz here I am pondering her tits…which is coincidentally also one of my lowest points in my life…
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I bet she gets really horny when she’s snorting coke with her boyfriend, since she’s really horny all the time anyway. Probably gives a great blowjob before she gets porked…
She is the classic “looks great until you get her naked chick”. If she can’t give a great BJ then she is sexually worthless. Her ass is boney at best so her holes are surrounded by a skeleton and banging into bones only gives me bruises. Silicon tits aren’t any fun either.