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2011

04

Aug

Heather Locklear Tits for Old Times of the Day

Heather Locklear…..seems to be doing alright…at least her tits are…bringing back memories of masturbating to Melrose Place…not that I even remember Melrose Place…I mean that shit was on TV two decades ago…but it’s nice to know her body has held up the storm that is being married to Tommy Lee then Richie Sambora….spending the better part of 20 years having unprotected sex with groupie fuckers….making her pussy having indirect contact with population of a small town worth of pussy….and like a public washroom toilet seat…that sounds real fucking wholesome and clean….making her, even at a month away from 50 years old, all well traveled , dusty, weathered and filled with worldly scents she picked up going around the block a couple of times and that’s just her vagina….just the way I like my used up, weathered women entering the golden years of life.. with hot tits who I stare at in pictures….

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2 Responses

  1. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded) says:

    Oh this drunk slut again? She is a waste of good pussy, sitting in her mansion with the lights out, staring at the wall with an empty liquor bottle on the table.

  2. cowbulls says:

    She sure is stupid. Way back when she was hot, the rock and roll guys all wanted to bang her. What she didn’t figure is they would continue to get hot YOUNG tail while she just got old.

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