Here is what you call diversion….a diversion of the most basic bottom feeding kind….you know cuz yesterday there was a video of her and a gay black, or as I like to call them a G’lack, buying a ziploc bag full of something her people are saying is quartz and meteor dust…cuz I figure coming up with the single most insane excuse makes it easier to believe….cuz I know pathological liars and for some reason the bigger the lie…the more outrageous the lie…the more people believe them cuz no one would lie about something so stupid unless it was true kind of thing…but her people still told her to go out without a bra….you know to really put those rumors to rest and I wish her people were a little more hardcore cuz I’m in the mood to see lohan pussy during a herpes outbreak…but maybe that’s just me….

What it comes down to is that Lohan, once a passion of mine, is old, tired, boring and I’m done with her…as I hope the rest of the world is…cuz I’m ready to write her RIP MOTHERFUCKER post…since she’s already dead to me.

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