I am not posting these pictures cuz I have a fat fetish…see cuz I have a fat wife and whenever I get her in the missionary position, I tell her I hate having sex on the Fattress….She doesn’t get it cuz she’s French…but it brings me satisfaction knowing I got away with calling her disgusting and that she won’t cut off my portion of her disability for being fat check…cuz fat chicks are disgusting…

I am not posting these pictures trying to figure out how Ryan Reynolds ever fucked this…before ending up marrying Scarlett Johansson a less fat chick who has the world thinking she’s the hottest bitch out there….because I know it was obviously to ride her singing celebrity and get him meeting the right people who got him to the level of celebrity he is now…

I am just posting these pics cuz I love watching fat people trying to exercise to not be fat…It’s like watching slapstick comedy or a cartoon like some kind of unrealistic, sweaty, almost dying high blood pressure joke that makes me laugh….and I’m really not sure why…but think it’s cuz exercise is for skinny people, not pigs like this…what’s she trying to pull here….who knows, but it’s pure jokes…someone get this bitch a TV show…starring Scarjo as fucking her sloppy seconds..like it was real life…

Whatever…..

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