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2011

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Breakthrough Role of the Year in the New Miggs Video of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is Banksy in some shitty new video for some shitty band everyone will know with a shitty song that you probably saw the paparazzi pics of a while ago….I feel like the only thing Lohan does late night and hooded is tie black people behind her pick-up truck, and snorting heroin while crying about all that’s gone wrong….

But you know what…if I had 10,000 dollars for a video, I’d probably hire Lindsay Lohan to star in it….It’s gonna get a lot of views…and not even cuz she’s in her bra and panties in one scene….but cuz she’s Lohan…

Sure instead of Graffitti, in my video she’d be getting shit on, shitting her anorexic coke shit on random things, or at least fucked a lot…unprotected…in the dirtiest of ways…back alley…but that’s just cuz I believe art starts with penetration and scat….

What it comes down to is that it’s hysterical to see the evolutuion of her career..Fuck movies Lohan, you so good in this, you deserve a fucking Oscar…in a new category called movin down the fucking ladder into to hell breakthrough performance of the year….

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2 Responses

  1. Imtheloserbehindyou says:

    I’m sure in a month or two she will probably turn around and sue this band or music label saying that she wrote this song or was the inspiration for it, or she was dating one of the members of the band and they raped her.

    I also wonder how fast her mom came running over to her house looking for a cut of the one thousand dollars they gave her to be in this video.

  2. HornyLohanWanker says:

    I dig it when she rocks the red lipstick.

    I wish she was letting a cigarette dangle from those beautiful lips, but beggars can’t be choosers, eh?

    When, when will she get into porn? Imagine the excitement that would make? She would be on top of the world, you know for 15 minutes or so. Which is about 14 minutes 30 seconds longer than I need her to be there.

    I really hope she decides to do fetish porn, I have a few ideas for her.

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