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2011

29

Aug

Even Beyonce’s Pregnancy is Obnoxious and the Rest of the VMA Pics of the Day

I wonder how many times Beyonce has practiced this pose…I’m sure it’s been done over and over and over again in front of the mirror after eating a trough full of popeye’s chicken….embracing her gut like it was her baby….because that’s just the kind of cunt she is…one who thinks her giving birth is going to make the whole world happy she reproduced cuz she blessed us with the golden black Jesus…she loves herself….and the sad thing is that people actually care about this twat and her pregnancy even they don’t know the bitch and that’s weird….they are actually celebrating that Jay-Z slipped…knockin her up in a night I can only assume she raped him…forcing him to be stuck to her for the rest of his life…even though they’ve been married half a fucking decade…and reproducing is kinda what you do when you’re married…especially when you’re in love with yourself and want to drop some clones…

I didn’t know it was the VMAs last night, and you know what, if Idid know, I still wouldn’t watch cuz I’m an adult, this shit is just smut, and if I’m gonna watch smut I’d rather watch actual smut I can jerk off to….instead of just get annoyed by….

But here are some of the sluts who were in attendence…because unfortunatley I post this shit all day …. and I haven’t figured out why….

Kim Kardashian’s Huge Ass…..

Katie Holmes Alien Robot Pose…

Britney Spears Looking Hot….

Nicki Minaj Trying Too Hard….Lookin’ Fucking Stupid…

Katy Perry is Ugly….Even With her Tits….I don’t care what anyone says…

Miley Cyrus is Elegant Trash…

Demi Lovato’s Crazy Fake Tits are Fun…

Jersey Shore Trash Since MTV owns them…

Maria Menounos….for Old Times….

Kat DeLuna looks like a Trashy Pornstar….fake tan, fake hair, bad make-up…whore..now I gotta google to figure out who she is…

Selena Gomez Sex Offender….

Jojo’s gone black….looking prepared to give birth and put the baby in the dumpster….

Victoria Justice is Boring now that I know she’s over 18….

That’s all I gotta say about that….

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