I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

26

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

After parties with indy kids smell like shit…..and the bitches aren’t hardly as hot as cheesy club girls…sure I’m sure when naked they’re all the same when you get through that bush and stupid haircut…but in their ratty vintage clothes…shit is like fucking a bag lady…

I drank and I drank and I drank some more because like a 40 year old college kid, when I start binging I figure why stop….

But since some cunt told me not to talk about drinking cuz it’s boring and repetive even though it’s a trap I’m stuck in and have nothoing else to talk about…Here’s some shit going on around the internet…

Locking Your Keys in the Car is a Shitty Way to Start Monday – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties You Should Follow on Twitter – With Photos
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows Don’t Miss Out
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Hammer Toss Fail
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Amy Lynn is All Sorts of Sexy
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Brianne is Wearing a Denim Thong
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Courtney Stodden On Her Honeymoon: ‘I Had a 24-Hour Lady Boner’
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Live Web Cam Sluts. Nuff Said
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Amateur Gets Off on Camera
FOLLOW THIS LINK

LYNDSY FONSECA Gallery
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Betty White Brings Us Some Music MisforTUNE
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!