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2011

03

Oct

Jessica Lowndes Cleavages of the Day

Here’s some Canadian I’ve never met, even though I’m stationed in Canada and Canada only has about 500 people in it….She’s the big star of 90210, also known as the least creative show on TV, possibly even the worst show on TV, because even the original 90210 was shitty, so to remake it a decade and a half later is just fucking nutty, but there’s lots of digital channels available, and those digital channels need programming, that’s why I should be writing TV shows no one will watch instead of sites no one reads, it’s more lucrative….

Either way, Jessica Lowndes is cleavaging, that’s when a girl shows cleavage. It’s a verb when you don’t know shit about English grammar…

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