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2011

31

Oct

Bridget Marquardt Goes as a Playboy Bunny Because She is One of the Day

Nothing like a 40 year old woman dressed like a Playboy bunny, I’m sure this is the costume the slutty mom pulls out for her Halloween party, cuz she works out and wants to show it off to all the men, cuz being a mom really takes away from dreams of being a Playboy bunny…..

But it loses it’s appeal…when she was a Playboy bunny, and Playboy has been pretty much her everything, and without Playboy she’d be nothing….

It would make far more interesting if she wore something that was a little less literal…considering it’s not like she’s some 45 year old who was in Playboy when she was 20 and everyone’s forgot….this bitch is Playboy’s marketing campaign for just 2 years ago…so this costume isn’t even a costume and that defeats Halloween….Bridget Marquardt has ruined the spirit of Halloween…..one bunny ear at a time.

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