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2011

02

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Looks a Little Too Much Like Gaga of the Day

Here’s some Scarlett Johansson rocking some 80s hooker gear shooting a movie where she plays and 80s hooker…which is believable, you know not cuz of her nude pics she released for publicity or to divert from her divorce, but because she must have got paid indirectly for sex to get where she got in Hollywood, all while making the public think she’s the hottest thing since Marilyn Monroe, despite looking at lot more like a chubby Gaga to me….Maybe I’m crazy, maybe Scajo is the hottest shit in Hollywood, but I like to think I’m never wrong so by default you are….Don’t get me wrong…I still grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets behind her security guard’s back 2 years ago….I’m not an idiot, I’d still fuck all bitches, and I’ve fucked far uglier ones…I just call it for the bullshit that it is….seriously…look at that face and convince me she’s as hot as everyone else says she is….I don’t think you can do it….I do think it is all hype and more importantly if I was the husband I’d be dick deep in Blake Lively…..

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