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2011

07

Nov

Jayde Nicole and Some Other Trash at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Not sure what this event is….but it sure attracts the classy bitches..like Jayde Nicole, some white trash trailer park slut raised in a single parent home with a mother who I assume worked in a diner or a strip club, and who encouraged her baby to spend her credit card money on some fake tits to take to Playboy cuz it is her only hope of not being a washed up whore, you know since college isn’t an option for her kind…at least that’s how I think it played out…

I’ve seen her in person at least once, you know Canada connection and all, we are likely related, and she’s not hot in person…making me wonder why I wasted 45 seconds of my day writing this….Somethings will remain unknown…never quite making sense..here are the pics

Some Bitch named Izabella St James with Fake Looking Tits…because they are probably fake tits…cuz bitch is some playboy trash that “dated” Heffner in what I call shitty geriatric porn marketing that does nothing for a brand but disgust the public….

Some Bitch named Heather Tom, who is from some Soap Opera fame no one cares about cuz it is real low level….since Soap Operas are the porn of daytime TV, and I thought was in a See Through Shirt, But Was Really Just Rocking a Crusty Titty Pimple….

Good Times…

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