Here’s some news…I’m like the internet Barbara Walters or whoever the fuck is on the news…I don’ t pay attention to that shit – I am too into self loathing and the news just makes me too happy in realizing how doomed we are….

Georgia Tricker Or Treaters Given Fetus Dolls
Instead of candy one home owner handed out fetus dolls on Halloween.

Russian Grave Robber Dressed Bodies Like Dolls
A Russian man was discovered to have almost 30 dead bodies dressed like dolls in his home.

Voter Bitten On Nose By Election Worker
An Ohio poll worker is accused of trying to bite a voter’s nose off.

Woman Finds Stolen Bike On Craigslist,Confronts Thief
A Colorado woman was surprised to see her stolen bike for sale online and confronted the thief

Paintballs Shot At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Paint Balls Fired At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Kevin Simms, a candidate for mayor of Houston was startled when his house was pelted with paintballs over the weekend.

Woman Drives To Police With Husband On Hood Of Car
A Georgia woman was surprised by her estranged husband and tried to drive away, so he jumped on the hood.

Candidate’s Car Vandalized As She Votes
A candidate for mayor of Philadelphia has a tough time voting as she emerges from the voting booth to find her car vandalized. She lost too.

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