Here’s the line-up….
Poster/January: Julie Henderson
February: Anne V
March: Alyssa Miller
Left/April: Genevieve Morton
May: Irina Shayk
June: Chrissy Teigen
July: Kate Upton
August: Jessica White
Cover/September: Brooklyn Decker
October: Jessica Gomes
November: Hilary Rhoda
December: Esti Ginzburg
I’m sure you’ve probably seen all these pics before, they are likely from last year’s magazine, I’m too lazy to look into it, because let’s face it, it’s a bunch of pics of big tit s in bikini, even if some of the bitches look like they have Down’s Syndrome (Brooklyn Decker), they all airbrush nicely…….and here are the pics who are likely hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked or will ever fucked….lucky for me, being this internet celebrity, all the bitches I fuck are hotter than this…they just don’t need validation for it….they too busy sucking my dick homies…..
That said….who the fuck buys calendars now…it’s called computers, smart phones and ipads motherfucker…this shit is dated, and I know if I got one of these as a gift, the person giving it to me hates me….Seriously, even Mechanics and senior are off Calendars…what the fuck is the point of them….shit SI get a new product to peddle, like dirty worn bikinis by these bitches, that’s some shit I could get behind and put on my wall after jerking off to the shit til they don’t smell anymore….you know….
Here are the pics….drinking and blogging is great.
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