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2011

22

Nov

Heidi Klum Christmas Tree Porn for the Holidays of the Day

Here are some pictures of Heidi Klum humping a Christmas tree to get you in the Holiday Spirit, sure, it is far less erotic that seeing her insert candy canes in her twat, or hang Christmas Ornaments off her nipples, or even fucking a mall santa in the backroom of the mall, or even as hot as seeing her in christmas lingerie, or backing cookies for her army of mixed-race kids naked and covered in butter and flower, and it isn’t as erotic as if she was decorating the tree in her bikini or lingerie, or sprawled out in the slow being sodomized by reindeer cock, but it is more erotic that seeing her rubbing her vagina up against Seal’s scar face….and probably less painful…..I don’t know what I’m saying, I just felt like making this about Seal’s scarface because his pussy is Heidi Klum and well mine is obesity….Kissed by a fucking fleshy rose…..

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2 Responses

  1. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded) says:

    Nice. Those awesome high heels are just screaming, “fuck me!”

    “Fuck me under the tree, on the floor right here. DO ME!!!!!”

    I would enjoy watching her getting fucked, actually.

  2. cowbulls says:

    Heidi must have done some really bad drugs back in her modeling days. I think she was once one of the sexiest women around. As she obviously doesn’t have any self respect, I wish she would have tried to set a world’s record of how many men she could have sex with in a lifetime. That would be far more respectable than having sex with that freak Seal. He’s a total jerk and treats her as bad as he treats the rest of the world. She may have the record for hottest woman (her body is a 9) fucking the ugliest man (Seal is a 1) in history.

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