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2011

30

Nov

Uma Thurman’s Got Fat Tits of the Day

Unlike Tarantino, I do not find Uma Thurman hot. She’s built like a fucking tank. Her hands are big enough to make even the biggest dick look like it is tiny and getting jerked off by a jolly green giant, a fetish to some, but not to me, cuz as a dude with a small penis, I only hire hookers with deformed hands, you know all underdeveloped and the size of a 5 year olds’….not that it matters, she’s showing cleavage, and that’s all you sick fucks care about, you’d fuck a AIDS baby in africa without a condom if it had a set of fucking implants.

You disgust me.

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One Response

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Imagine her on her hands and knees, those massive tits dragging on the floor, you can pull one up and around so as to get a good solid tooth hold on her nipple.

    All the while pumping away up her poop chute.

    Whats not to love?

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