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2011

05

Dec

Katherine Heigl Thickness Isn’t Hot Unless You Have Osteoporosis of the Day

Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl stopping by her salon, where I assume she’s gonna use some smoke and mirrors to make herself look as presentable as possible, when she should be stopping by her plastic surgeon for some liposuction, or maybe to some wich doctor who can reduce the density of her bones, cuz clearly, she’s big boned and sure the only thing good about big boned may never get Osteoporosis, and the only thing attractive about women who can’t get Osteoporosis is to women who have Osteoporosis and thus envy, making Heigl a BoneDensity-spiration, like fat bitches obsessed with skinny, or breast cancer survivors obsessed with Liz Hurley, but I’m the kind of guy who looks for bitches at risk of getting Osteoporosis…you know cuz they aren’t built like football players….

I hate this bitch. That’s all I have to say about that.

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