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2011

05

Dec

Lydia Hearst Amazing and Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

The only good thing that has come with having this shitty thankless humiliating site…..and running it for the last 8 years….other than being in Lohan’s hotel room once while she cried lesbian unstable tears…..is that I’ve become friends with Lydia Hearst.

We joke around with each other on facebook and twitter and she sends me inspirational words of wisdom that make my cold back heart smile….and above all she’s just fucking lovely….

Luckily for me, she’s also a model….who gets naked for fashion, which happens to be one of my favorite things to look at, so seeing her in these pictures by Terry Richardson….finally getting back to his softcore roots we all liked him for….coupled with loving her on the internet like she was my World of Warcraft wife….makes this feel like we’ve just made love in the most romantic of ways….and since it was so glorious and memorable, I have no choice but to show the pics to my friends…cuz that’s what I do everytime I fuck and the bitch passes out….thank you camera phone for making my creepiness more accessible…

Let this post remind you that sometimes good things happen to bad people….Next time lets hope these pictures are taken by me for our honeymood video that will propel us into a reality show…

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11 Responses

  1. dead cunt! says:

    I have nothing bad to say about this post because there is absolutely nothing bad i can say about this post. Hot. Thank you very much….More of this please.

  2. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Let her know I will pay her $200.00 to fuck her anally.

    Offer is open and good.

  3. Rod Stiffington says:

    I listened to her get interviewed on Howard Stern once. She seemed smart, funny, and totally down to earth. I generally hate people – especially rich, beautiful people – but I was totally captivated with her. The fact that she likes to show of her tits just moves her up a couple notches in my book. And if she is considering the above offer, please let her know I will be willing to go as high as $260 to fuck her anally.

  4. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    When did this become an auction?

    Fuck, I am sticking to my price, and will just take sloppy creampie seconds.

  5. Yum says:

    Nice post.

  6. Realistic says:

    Great post… She is Beautiful!

    I’ll pay $29 to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. BOOM

  7. Nina says:

    I used to go to school with her cousin Amanda Hearst. Much hotter.

  8. delish says:

    her tits are amazing

  9. Ella says:

    butterface.

  10. Mr says:

    Her face is incredibly ugly, especially her mouth.

  11. Venom says:

    She is a nice piece of ass. Well done dude. I hope your wife lets you bang her on the side, that would be the nice thing to do.

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