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2011

13

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got drunk trying to fuck Christmas casualities….the kind of depressed chick who contemplates suicide this time of year since nothing worked out the way she dreamed it would….

I knew I was winning when one of the bitches who was buying me drinks to talk to her like I was some kind of male escort…who is very underpaid…told me that I was sexy….and she was serious….now you don’t know me…but I am anything like sexy…calling me sexy is like telling the retarded kid down the stream smearing feces all over his face that he’s a genius artist….only in this case I got to fuck her in the bathroom.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

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