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2011

30

Dec

Hilary Duff is Ready to Drop of the Day

Hilary Duff is fucking hot when pregnant…I have no idea what’s going to happen when the first child rips her fucking insides out, leaving her with a prolapsed anus, 50 pounds of excess baby weird, a stretched apart stomach…but I do know she’ll be good for fisting.

Anyway, take all this Hilary Duff in, cuz based on the size of her she may have the new year’s baby…..a job I always wish I had…but never did cuz my whore mother got knocked up 4 months too late….

2012 is both the end of the world and the end of Hilary Duff’s vagina….

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