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2012

04

Jan

Selena Gomez Pumping Gas in Tight Pants of the Day

I saw the episode of CSI where a motherfucker exploded for talking on the phone at the gas station….too bad that didn’t happen here….not cuz I want Gomez dead but because it would make things a little more interesting…Life needs to be more like bad movies…not long drawn out hell…and I figure what better way to make hat happen, than by taking these overpaid puppets and integrating them into society only to stage amazingness like exploding at gas stations….

I don’t know if that makes sense to you, but it makes sense to me…but unfortunately all we’ve got are these pics of her in tight jeans that are seriously uneventful…More nudity needed….

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