With all the breeding that Alba’s been under the last few years…I find her slowly becoming more and more Mexican…something she tried to hide because no one wants to admit they are Mexican….unless there’s a trend in Hollywood that being hispanic is good for business..in which case the bitch exploits it…we’re talking to you Eva Longoria….

The only thing not Mexican mom about her is that she’s bounced back from the babies like it is her job, cuz it is her job to look good, unlike other Mexican women who’s only job is to make more fucking babies….and corn tortillas for dinner after they husband comes home from his gardening/brick factory gig…

I know how these things work….my name is Jesus Martinez after all…and that is that her ass, shredded apart or not…is hot even in pants…

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