I’ve never slept with a man but I have slept with women who have dick clits. I have also slept with women who were muscular as shit…and despite starring at their 6-pack in amazemen….it was far less gay then you’d think it is…cuz as Chaz Bono proves, being a woman is a state of mind….

I’m sure some muscle bitches are some of the most whiney high maintenance irritating bitches around….but the good news is the muscles just give them a hard body and strong pussy that I’d take over fat any day and a fitness level that can make me cum better than when I’m doing all the work, worrying about heart attacks….not to mention the higher testosterone makes for a higher sex drive….

So when I see A-Rod simulating locker room sex with the team on the women he chooses, especially this Torrie Wilson cuz she’s wrestler…and locker room foreplay is always starts with a wrestle…I remember that it’s probably less gay than it looks cuz I’ve been there and I liked it…..and now I’m gonna go write a pop song called “I fucked a muscle bitch and I liked it even though I went into it thinking it may turn me gay “….and maybe I’ll be the next Katy Perry…

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