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2012

11

Jan

Some Dolly Parton Old Lady Tit to Start the Day

I am a big fan of old country music…not the new shit, because I am too fucking cool like that and only like the “authentic” past when country was real and not pop marketed to white trash Christians….you know sung by the hillbilly soul when going through hard times on their farms during the depression….battling alcoholism and a broken heart…and apparently, I’m also a big fan of big old country music titties set on a tiny little waste…cuz no matter how old her pussy gets…her novelty act that is her tits just doesn’t get old….

Posted in:Dolly Parton

3 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Just how many cocks has she sucked to get where she is today?

    We could do a thing like guess the beans in a jar, except it would be “Guess the cocks that Dolly has sucked”.

    And I would nurse on those fun bags until they went from a size E to at least a C.

  2. Jeff little says:

    I know I am a little older that most here but look up Wayland Flowers and Madame…. Doesn’t Dolly look like the puppet madame?

  3. MadamMeow says:

    How the fuck did she get all those herpes blisters on her hand?!?!

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