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2012

12

Jan

Lots of Tits, Pussy, Nipple, Ass at the People’s Choice Awards of the Day

The thing about these stupid fucking award shows is that I don’t fucking watch them….not because I think I am above them or too cool for them…but because I don’t understand why they exist and if anything the fact that they do exist annoys the fuck out of me….

I hate that hollywood put on events and bullshit awards to celebrate themselves….spending millions on it, making millions on it, while real issues are actually going on in the world…that aren’t part of this vapid, materialistic, smutty and commercialized diversion that’s got us all caught up in their shit..

That said, there were some tits and tight dresses at the event, and like any self respecting man, that’s enough to make me forget all the bad that is Hollywood, while respecting all that is good….the tits…did I mention there were tits in dresses at this award show? cuz that’s all that matters….

I decided to put all these bitches in one post…cuz they are pretty much the same person – just different shapes, sizes, worth, talent, etc…

Demi Lovato’s Big Cleavage that Wilmer Valderamma is fucking Cuz He’s into ruining already damaged teenage bitches with expired Disney Contracts…it is his porn…

Ashley Greeene’s Shitty Nose Job….Hot Hard nipples… in Latex Fetish gear of the Day

Miley Cyrus Window to her Legal and Thus Less Interesting Tits

Vanessa Hudgens Fat Ass Pudgy….

Julianna Hough Showing Back and Ass that Ryan Seacrest pretends to fuck in public, when really he’s fucking dudes….

Nina Dobrev even though I have no idea who this bitch is….

Montreal’s Own Elisha Cuthbert…who is too cool for Montreal and a total cunt when she comes home to visit her family…but who’s sister I’d like to fuck….cuz she’s still local…and I always prefer the non-famous one…they try harder while living in their sister’s shadow….

Cheryl Burke Dancing with the Stars but Shoulda been Dancing for 10 dollars a song in a Vegas strip club….

Kristen Bell for Old Times cuz for a Minute she was considered hot…now she’s just in lacy lingerie inpsired dresses with latex skirts you probably want to cum all over….

Carrie Keagan…No Idea who she is but I’d be into getting to know her tits…

and unfortunately….Kathy Griffin was there to ruin the fucking party….and apparently to also ruin this post…

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