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2012

12

Jan

Simon Cowell’s Pussy in a Bikini on his Yacht of the Day

Simon Cowell like any self respecting billionaire has found himself a botoxed faced, fake titty, money grubbing cunt who appreciates being waited on and served, while laying out on the deck of his 100,000,000 dollar boat, like the lazy pig who uses her pussy to get her this life of luxury….

Her name is Zeta Graff, she’s 43 and she’s an actress who played an alien in Fifth Element, a gig 8 strippers were offered before her….and she has actually done this gold digging before, only it was diamond digger, cuz her ex husband who she got 20,000,000 dollars out of was a Jewellery Heir named Francois Graff, a name she kept because it gets her better service at the country club, or when making dinner reservations….this is her gold digging street hustle…like a common prostitute but more luxurious…

I know she looks like a high maintenance pile of shit, laying there taking in all the pampering, but the truth is she’s hard at work strategizing, thinking to herself “Laugh at his jokes, inflate his ego, don’t be too easy or accommodating, offer a bit of a challenge, guys like this like challenges, that’s why he’s so rich, but don’t be too challenging that he gets bored of me, most importantly, stop birth control, tell him my tubes are tied, get knocked up, pressure him to marry me, so I’ll be set for life”…sluts….

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