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2012

20

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am surprised I am not dead….Hard drinking with alcoholics who are so fucking weathered and soaked through they are human vibrators….shaking all over the place in their Vegas ’93 shirt….they got when they decided to move here….while having midgets or dwarves with no hands do hand stands….as hookers who are likely men giggle…and DC cops tell me how to kill black dudes and a Christian on his first trip from home lectures me about sex before marriage and other sinning without embracing his logic that GOD always forgives, so he should be fucking bitches and getting high right now….only to deal with it later..

It is just so fucking trippy to me that I drank more and more… only to wake up now…half alive wondering what the fuck happened to me…..Welcome to fucking Vegas and I haven’t even bothered with the porn stars yet…..

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