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2012

31

Jan

Sophie Monk Hot in a Bikini for Maxim Australia of the Day

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Sophie Monk constantly bring surprises to her career….for example…I never expected her to be in Maxim, even Maxim Australia, even though Maxim is going bankrupt because they didn’t adapt to the internet fast enough, leaving them dated and forced to do photoshoots with z-listers….but I would have expected her to be moving into porn.

You see an import reality star who looks like a busty chipmunk, who rocks a vagina that is padded, meaty and has the ability to eat the thickest of denim pants, who moved here because she was fucking a dude who cheated on her with Paris Hilton….in efforts to launch a legit career….half a decade ago…should have limited options…unless of course she gets a monthly check as a settlement or compensation from the herpes she likely got from Paris Hilton via her boyfriend who was cheating on her….

All this to say, I’m disappointed these pics aren’t me promoting her first anal porn.

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One Response

  1. roscoe says:

    Chipmunk? More like a broken fish face, the result of some horrible experiment gone wrong in a secret lab on Tasmania.

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