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2012

02

Feb

Ashley Greene’s Handler Calls Her Ash as She Leaves a Party of the Day

I hate the paparazzi…not so much the immigrants taking the pictures…but the agencies who control the pictures, who sell the pictures, and who work with the publicists to find out where the celebrities are when they aren’t staging pictures to get attention…..

They are the scum of the earth, they are trying to sue all the blogs cuz they feel that their pictures aren’t public, but that the celebs they take pictures are, and it’s a fucking scam….that fuels a stupid fucking industry…..

So since I think Paparazzi and celebrity gossip is fucking retarded – part of the reason I do this site…I’ve decided to partake in it by reporting to you that Ashley Greeen’s handler calls her Ash….a revelation on par with Brad Pitt feeding the kids Soda, or any other idiotic caption you’ve read this week that made you go “who fucking cares”….

Here’s a video of Christina Milian’s ass with some more genius conversation from the paparazzi in efforts to make this post worth looking at…but the idiot paparazzi didn’t follow the ass as it walked by them…every dude knows when a girl walks by..you fucking follow….idiots….but I guess that was expected based on their career choices…

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