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2012

13

Feb

Scarlett Johansson’s Dumpy Old Chubby Ass in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve found Scarlett Johansson a pretty overhyped – dumpy piece of shit of a woman for pretty much her entire career…I always knew she just had a decent, marketable face that lead to a acting career her raspy little voice probably didn’t deserve, playing the love interest or the hot chick and everyone would shit on me when I called her out for having a bad ass in Ghost World…to a bad ass in Lost in Translation to a bad ass here on the fucking beach with her boyfriends….She’s past her prime…and even in her prime we just bought into the lie that is her cuz we’re idiots…but we’re smarter than we used to be now….and a divorcee comes with a divorcee body whether she’s 30 or 65….so the good news is that thanks to these bikini pics we know what we’re dealing with….not that it’d stop us from trying to K-Fed/crawl in her vagina and die….but we’re just more aware that the perfect sex appeal they made us think she had sure as hell isn’t perfect…


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  1. oxto says:

    Lo tiene delicioso me encanta scarlett johansson la adoro esta preciosa.

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