Here’s lie of a celebrity/talent/artist…whoc is totally fabricated for the internet getting swarmed by fans outside Kimmel…cuz people love meeting people other people seemingly care about…without trying to figure out whether they care about them or not….

I accidentally saw Lana Del Lip on Jimmy Kimmel and it turns out that she fucking sucks….here’s the clip…

What was a heavily produced studio song that got her 100,000,000 views on Youtube and that made the media think she was relevant…without actually evaluating her actual talent….does not translate to live performances…she’s fucking boring…she’s practically talking and struggling with it….

That numb fake lip needs to be where it belongs…getting slammed by black cock in porn…

Too bad her dad’s rich and fucking up the natural course she should be taking…

No I’m not getting paid to talk about her, but Kimmel should be paying me for promoting his show….I’m just fascinated people don’t see how shit she is….seriously shittier than the shit they put in her lip…but at least she’s trying…just not nearly naked enough…

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