I don’t really get this baby trend….especially not for these lingerie supermodels…it’s like they’ve all gone and done it…including Gisele and she wasn’t even born with a Vagina….we’re talking Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, the whole fucking roster of these money making bodies who sold their soul, pretending they have the best gig in the business, because if they say they don’t, their family back home gets killed off, because really these models are the most exploited….there’s a 9 billion dollar empire riding on their tits….

Babies fucking suck and more importantly they ruin women…and if your gig is being half naked…maybe you should stick to fucking adopting…even if you bounce back looking this good…that’s not the point…cuz we don’t know what deflated testicle mess you’re hiding in your shorts….and more importantly…now all our fucking Doutzen fantasies involve her lactating….into a babies mouth cuz she’s too busy, tired, in love and baby obessessed to lactate in our mouths….

Nothing good comes from pregnancy….I came from pregnancy….case in point

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