I like my Jewish girls hot, big tittied, and army trained. The kind of bitch who can negotiate blood diamonds for me in hebrew, while being capable of sniffing out terrorist attacks and stopping them in hand to hand combat….especially when they have a modeling contract, a pre-req for having sex with me as of last week.

Not that Bar Refaeli ever did the military, she was too spoiled and a model fucking A List celebs for that, but I still can have fantasies of feeding her pussy my dick latkes on Purim while she’s dressed up like Wonder Woman like the bitch I saw leaving the synagogue this morning with her two kids in tow.

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