Zooey Deschanel is the fucking worst….and her ass is even worse than she is……
In the event you aren’t into asses….and don’t know any better….this is a shitty fucking ass. It’s square, wide, long, weird and seriously lacks soul.
I hate people who endorse this Deschanel trash….and buy into her bullshit hipster hustle….
She’s nothing but a fat chick, overrated and annoying….who managed to leverage her fucking bullshit into a site and TV show…when based on her look she’s got no fucking business doin it…
Hollywood is a lie, but this ass…this is ass is real….real fucking horrible…
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You can tell that she sucks at what she does. A good actress doesn’t move carpets on their own, they have “people” for that. “People” don’t seem to give a fuck about Zooey, although if she showed me her tits and licked the carpet, I probably would of held an end of it.
just another punk ass wannabe just wishing they could be the shit paper that zoey wipes her ass with. look in your own backyard before you open your sorry ass mouth, because all i hear is shit spewing from your idiot hole!!!!!!!
 No you judgmental piece of shit, she is just an humble, nice person and doesn’t WANT “carpet movers.” Of all the bad attitudes and ingrates in Hollywood, you manage to talk down one of the most humble celebrities out there? What kind of person does that make you Madam? Kharma will catch up to you soon enough, just remember that.
I don’t like her either, but I can’t agree that she’s fat.
It’s people like you who drive women to anorexia. Â Go the hell.
What the fuck is Kharma? Stop using Hindu beliefs to try to “scare” people. Fucking westerners thinking they are so fucking cool.
Boo-Hoo!Â
This is the weirdest opinion I’ve read in some time.
You are crazy. I would love a chance at Zooey, man oh man she is gorgeous.
Fat? Are you serious? Â Talk about being fake. You have no idea what constitutes a healthy body.
This confirms it, DS is officially the worst website ever.
Luckily, only 11 people actually read the caption. Obviously written by a 20 year old who has probably never even talked to a female outside of WoW.Â
Once in a while I will drop-in and take a look at this site, hoping and wishing that it’s gotten better; but it always disappoints. The author, an almost illiterate The Superficial writer clone, is what I would equate to Dane Cook or Eddie Griffin in comedy.  The rants are trite, unclever, and are wholly unhumourous. Each line read is like a tiny shiv in my eyeballs, piercing through to th back of my skull.  The distaste, from the metallic flavor of my blood as it runs down my throat, ultimately making me gag. Please get a better writer. You have a good idea, stop fucking it up.
Look at all these whiney fans stick up for some broad they don’t even know. She’s got a terrible ass, she’s a rotten actress, and her hipster schtick is annoying.
She´s really pretty, not fat at all and seems like a nice person. U have really bad taste buddy.Â
I guess ur into sex with mummies, those sexy skinny asses must give you a good hard on right?. You knotty boy you.
YOU ARE FULL OF LIES!! LIES!!!!!!!
zooey is hot. fuck off.