The problem with being a drunk, other than pretty much destroying your body and your life, is that you can’t remember the simple things in life like wiping your ass properly…..putting on a condom…..or even important things you want to tell people you’ve lost touch with to make ammends before you die….or more importantly jokes I want to write on Facebook or Twitter because that’s where my social life lives….but the pros far outweigh the cons….that’s why I always give other drunks spare change, cuz I know we are on the same page….even though I am pretty sure I’m actually dead and this is the horrible after life…but that could just be the booze talking…

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