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2012

30

Mar

Elisha Cuthbert Grabbing her Tit in New York Moves Magazine of the Day

I am pretty uninterested in Elisha Cuthbert. Maybe that’s cuz she’s from Montreal, the place where I live, that hasn’t given me a key to the city yet, even though I’m substantially more important than most of the locals, except maybe this bitch and Jessica Pare, who is the wife in Mad Men, who recently blocked me on Facebook, cuz I know she’s not actually hot in person…..cuz I’ve seen her in person….

But I think it has more to do with her being some sloppy, chubby, friend of Paris Hilton, who may be on TV, but who still deserves a candlelight vigil outside her parent’s house….cuz she doesn’t turn me on like she did in that one movie she did, not even in photoshoots where she’s photoshopped and grabbing her tit like it matters….

I don’t know she’s dull, but I’m posting the pics anyway, cuz I got nothing better going on, see cuz unlike Cuthbert, I’m no celeb but a bottom feeder….


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  1. ExpletiveBMP says:

    There is nothing wrong with being a bottom feeder since it is probably the safest place to be in the universe; imagine if a fucker came along who wanted your spot, but there you exist—in your spot—as a piece of shit in the midday sun, and everyone else about you existed, as gems, and diadems, bits of gold, and the rarest of pearls, who do you think Mr Hayzeus, would the evil fucker go after?  Surely not the unsightly bottom feeder.  Rest assured, you will be here, and relevant, long after all these ‘celebrities’ has turned wrinkly and grey; and is nothing more than a memory on some one’s 100 terabyte flash drive; as one of the bitches that mattered long ago.  At one time, Hue Hefner was seen as an unsightly bottom feeder, and now, at 80 plus, the man still gets the choicest pussy on the planet.  By my measure Hayzeus, you have at best 40 more years left in you, with bitches who aren’t born yet that’ll be fucking your cybernetic cock; keep the hope alive.

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