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2012

30

Mar

Elisha Cuthbert Grabbing her Tit in New York Moves Magazine of the Day

I am pretty uninterested in Elisha Cuthbert. Maybe that’s cuz she’s from Montreal, the place where I live, that hasn’t given me a key to the city yet, even though I’m substantially more important than most of the locals, except maybe this bitch and Jessica Pare, who is the wife in Mad Men, who recently blocked me on Facebook, cuz I know she’s not actually hot in person…..cuz I’ve seen her in person….

But I think it has more to do with her being some sloppy, chubby, friend of Paris Hilton, who may be on TV, but who still deserves a candlelight vigil outside her parent’s house….cuz she doesn’t turn me on like she did in that one movie she did, not even in photoshoots where she’s photoshopped and grabbing her tit like it matters….

I don’t know she’s dull, but I’m posting the pics anyway, cuz I got nothing better going on, see cuz unlike Cuthbert, I’m no celeb but a bottom feeder….


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