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2012

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I just saw a dumpy woman get out of her Bentley and I though to myself how shitty it must be to be the guy who bought her that, because if you are going to spend 100k or more on a car, it might as well be for a hot as fuck, younger, tighter girl…not some old washed up bag you married and knocked up when you were young and poor and who you feel you owe something to….unless she knows her place and lets you fuck younger girls ….justifying her gold digging as love cuz she’s in it for the long haul….and the good life

Who cares. These aren’t problems I have to deal with. I just see them and laugh at how unimportant their self importance is.

Here are some morning links……

Japanese Milk Commercial is WTF, Just Like Everything Else in Japan – VIDEO
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Erin Andrews, Brooklyn Decker and the Hottest Friends in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better
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Sexy Brunette By the Pool
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This Is The Last Time You’ll See Jessica Simpson Looking ‘Fat,’ According To Jessica Simpson
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Most Elaborate Bottle Opening Ever – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts Aren’t the Finer Things In Life, But They Are Something
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Slutty Amateur Tries Out Sex toys
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15 Easily Avoidable Movie Deaths
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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