I knew Rihanna was an attention whore….or just a whore…back when she first landed her record deal…only because I know people in Barbados who had been telling me bitch was a child hooker who got the right John…pretty much since the beginning….

As her career, or public image, progressed for that easy to digest pop crap, to what’s become a sex charged, keeping in line with her history as a child hooker, I knew for the next 5 years, we’d be dealing with a slut…

Then she got beat by Chris Brown, something I am still not convinced was actually Chris Brown’s doing because my same informant in Barbados said that Bajan chicks are insane enough to beat themselves up and call the cops on you, his wife would sniff his dick whenever he got home to see if he was cheating….daily….and police were called often….and shit happened to his neighbors too…just a way of life there…

Now she’s gone a little extra slutty, she’s smoking drugs in public, she’s pulling the “i don’t give a fuck” card…and now she’s posting pics of what could be weed instagramed to fuck the color….or some white popcorn like powder….and even though I don’t have a girls and weed fetish…I do have a girl rubbing pussy on the back of my neck fetish…so this works for me….I’m obscure like that…Who cares.

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