These are some heavily phooshopped pics of Christina Aguilera and her implants turned fat chick tits….because she’s a fat chick…despite what these pictures are trying to trick you into thinking…..I mean I’m pretty sure her leotard on The Voice yesterday tells a whole different story…one that is a lot more truth…..

But I guess we’re all allowed to dream….See there was a time many years ago when I made a bet with a friend that I would fuck Christina Aguilera in my lifetime…he laughed but she’s shaping up to the point of no self esteem, which is generally all I can get….so all we need is for her to make a few bad business decisions and she’s fucking mine….Not that I actually want her…unless of course she comes photoshopped like she is in these pics…..

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