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2012

23

Apr

Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara’s Big Latin Tits for Burger King of the Day

A couple of weeks ago Burger King got in trouble for putting a black chick in an ad about fried chicken…something that based on the black people I know…seemed pretty culturally relevant….but no one seemed to give a fuck when they put Sofia Vergara as a Burger King worker, something equally culturally relevant, except that Vergara was more of a whore than the other Colombians, you know sucking coke dealing millionaire dick until they helped her get famous with her tits….tits that Burger King didn’t exploit despite her willingness to exploit them….making that the real tragedy of this campaign….but at least they tried to save themselves by using Salma Hayek’s Mexican Mom Tits…..and here’s the Salma Hayek ad…that I should be getting paid to post, but I’m not.

Here’s the less successful Sofia Vergara ad….for obvious reasons….like no cleavage and total misuse of her…

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One Response

  1. Tiger says:

    Damn I need to eat there more.

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