I lost the love of all the fat girls on my facebook, which is all the girls on my facebook, because that’s just the kind of girl I attract, for saying “no one likes fat girls not even fat girls”…what they don’t realize is I was just planting the seed for my world tour, so that when I roll through their town, they put in more effort to show me why fat chicks are good, via blowjobs given by their well trained from eating a lot big titty mouths….

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