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This shit is genius.

Woman Confuses Gas Pedal For Brakes, Crashes Into Dominos
A New York woman thought the gas pedal was the brake and crashed into a Domino’s store.

Girl Spills Yogurt on President Obama
A Colorado college student had a yogurt mishap with President Obama, who had a sense of humor about the whole ordeal.

Amazing College Football Front Flip Play
At a practice scrimmage Lincoln University in Missouri running back Martee Tenner takes a pass from the backfield, sizes up an oncoming defender, doing a front flip over him, and keeps running without breaking his stride.

Couple Calls 911 For Dog, Gets A Fine
A Missouri couple is in trouble today after they phoned 911 to save their dog. Randy Lakey’s Great Dane, Oreo, stood six feet four inches tall on its hind legs. When the dog collapsed all the couple could think to do was call 911 for help. Police then dropped off a summon to the couple’s home for filing a false 911 report.

Massachusetts Janitor Arrested For Recording Female In School Restroom
A janitor at a Fall River elementary school was arrested on Wednesday for allegedly using his cell phone to record a fellow female school employee using the restroom.

Student Banned From Prom For Confederate Flag Dress
A Tennessee high school student was turned away from her prom because her prom dress resembled the Confederate Flag.
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/student-banned-from-prom-for-confederate-flag-dress/

NJ Cop Arrested For Attempting To Lure Underage Girl
Steven Vigorito, a New Jersey police officer, was arrested for attempting to lure an underage girl, engaging in lewd text conversations and an attempted meeting.

“Gas Rage” Man Goes On Tirade
A man outraged at the price of gas went on a rampage over the price of fuel in Massachusetts.

Florida Woman Diagnosed With Cancer, Really Had Fuit Pit in Lungs
A Florida woman that inhaled a seed in 1984 and 28 years coughed up fruit after being misdiagnosed with cancer.

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