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2012

27

Apr

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person…

But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble….

I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here….

Keep on trying Tisdale!!

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