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2012

08

May

Beyonce’s Fat Mom Ass and Amber Heard’s Tits at the Costume Institute Gala of the Day

Beyonce made the horrible decision to show off her mom body that may not even be a mom body because she may have staged the pregnancy and it is just a fat sloppy body….by wearing a one piece bathing suit under a sheer skirt to the Costume Institute Gala last night….without grasping the simple concept that we don’t even want to see her at the fucking beach dressed like this…you know save the water sports and tanning for the tight body bitches we wanna fuck…unless you’re at a mom aerobics class where you belong with other bitches in the same situation….herding you cows together so we don’t accidently run into you and have it ruin our day….

Luckily. Amber Heard wore a push up bra to make it all seem ok.

A lot of other bitches were in attendence….from Chritina Ricci to who the fuck cares…..but if you do…..then…..follow the below link

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4 Responses

  1. Mstrmike says:

    Yo, Jesus. I’m pretty sure the blonde in the push-up crossing guard outfit is January Jones robot that everyone pretends can act, rather than Amber Heard.
    I’d follow you on Facebook if the authorities allowed me to have friends, but I sorta have to settle for animals sculpted from dryer lint…

  2. roscoe says:

    Looks like JJ to me too Mike.

  3. Chris Fields says:

    It is January Jones

  4. Tim Church says:

    Last I checked (she was on some talk show late last week), Ms. Ricci’s first name had an “s” in it!!

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