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2012

15

May

Charlize Theron Hot in InStyle Magazine of the Day

Charlize Theron is on the cover of Instyle….long after her modeling took her out of her AIDS filled South Africa….where her mom killed her dad…and brought her to America to be in Playboy then many movies…living the good life cuz she’s hot…and a decade or more later….is still fucking hot….there’s just something about South African white chicks….and their ability to survive Apartheid, HIV, Crazed Safari Animals….that make them hot as fuck to look at and want to fuck but now that they are big in America they don’t have time for you while if you were a tourist in South Africa back when they were 14 and still in South Africa they probably would have jerked you off for a can of Coca Cola….at least that’s how all my poverty striken country fantasies usually play our…

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3 Responses

  1. Shitdick says:

    aids and south africa…..wow, you’ve never used that joke before.

    get some new material. you are not funny.

  2. Anonymous says:

    You seriously suck dude.
    Clearly…your blogging is’nt paying enough to get laid.

  3. John says:

    you are disgusting. always talking about fucking 14 year old girls. God, I hope you are not really somebody’s “stepfather.”

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