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2012

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was just walking behind this girl in tight short shorts and I was watching her ass, if anything, it was keeping me motivated to not take a break or pass out from being obese and unable to stand let alone walk….

When I finally caught up to her, pretty much about to pass out or puke, asthmatic coughing and feeling my heart in my neck, not due to love but a high fat and high sodium diet…..

I saw that she had DD tits…but more importantly I saw that she was probably 15 years old….

Making me feel like a pervert, but wondering if Hormones in the food would stand in court, I mean if we could prove her DNA was that of an 18 year old before corporations starting fucking with what we eat due to government subsidy and lobbiest….would I be left off had I accidentally had sex with her….

I’m gonna go with Yes….

Here are the morning links….

Darth Vader X MC Hammer – VIDEO
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The 2012 Sports Wives and Girlfriends Awards
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Free Cam Shows Because We’ve Almost Made It Through the Week
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LOL Car Video of the Day
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John Waters is Hitchhiking Across America Because He is Awesome
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tiffani
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There’s Probably a Kourtney Kardashian Sex Tape
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This Hottie Needs a Machine to Get Herself Off – VIDEO
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10 Movie Cop Teams Who Could Have Benefited from Couples Therapy
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