Every girl I know wants to fuck Shia LeBeouf, so it is nice to see that his name “the beef” was absolutely misrepresentative of the shit he is packing, seriously, he’s hung like a cat, but that won’t stop the girls I know who want to fuck Shia LeBeouf from wanting to fuck Shia LeBeouf, but it may make you feel a bit better about your tiny cock….at least that’s the lesson that I got out of this interpretive dance, cross dressing, ty hard art film video weirdness that should be banned on Youtube like it was a sexually disoriented, confused as fuck, snuff film….because it pretty much is….

I hate people who think they are artiists who shit things lke this out, cuz real artists don’t know they are making art, they are just bat shit crazy and doing what they do…..they aren’t hollywood obvious hostess twinkie bullshit about it….

For the homophobes, you can’t accept checking out another dudes dick cuz it makes you hard, there’s a naked flexbile dancer chick in it too….hard nippled….and getting rubbed down….to numb your homosexual pain….

If you want to find out more about this – cuz you know why – Sigur Rós – Fjögur píanó and it is about to go viral…Biggest story of the year….I am so glad to be a part of this magical moment in history…

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