I hate Lana Del Rey….I don’t find her or her fucked up fake lips hot….her body is uninteresting and so are her performances…this bitch needs a fucking studio and computers to make her come across as anything worth bothering with…but she is a viral sensation, people are into it……so even if I hate it…she still exists…

Luckily, I have this incredible skill called being capable of looking up any fucking skirt on stage and holding a mic like a cock, everyday pornography…..even if I can’t actual see any panty or labia….because I’m talented like that….

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