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2012

18

Jul

Sarah Hyland in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Sarah Hyland always looks 12 even though she’s 22. I’m thinking she got up on that Disney hormone therapy they feed young starlets so that they stay young, Project Peter Pan….which is in the office next to Project make the young girl who really wants to live out her dream suck our executive dicks but only after she contractually signs off on it so that we can’t be arrested for being sex offenders….they have it all figured out…those billion dollar corporations celebrating 100 years in the PEDO game…

Either way Sarah Hyland is in her one-piece and it is alright….cuz she is 22 playing out a 12 year old body…

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