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2012

23

Jul

Carly Rae Jepsen “Alleged” Shitty Blowjob Video Publicity Stunt of the Day

Carly Rae Jepsen is some horrible popstar who Beiber found on the internet and turned into this fucking star with that song “Call me Maybe” … I only hear about her the past couple of days, but that song is huge and everywhere, so it would make sense that the day after the Teen Choice Awards, a shitty blowjob video would drop…

She’s Canadian, she’s 26, she’s not hot, she’s got a shitty hipster vibe, and since all girls, especially hipsters are into being wild and crazy and in sex tapes, especially girls who want to be famous, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is her….but she’s denying it, as they all do, and I’m too lazy to find out any more about her than I already have….

I am kinda more into the Minka Kelly Sex Tape they’ve been talking about on the gossip mags…cuz at least she’s hot, but here’s Carly Rae or an imposter pretending to be her…giving a horrible blowjob that would explain the lyrics to her song or why she has to go out sourcing dudes….

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